How Did The Cat Get So Fat
Why does the family die?
Do you care why?
My nose hurts sooo bad right now. Yes, I have a burn; there and all down the right side of my body. I am half a lobster. This is because I spent two says this week laying around at Yukis beach while he was ‘working’ (I realize he gets paid way more than me for doing way less work. So what if he saves lives? I sell people ugly clothes). Anyways, so it was a good start to the week because I got to sleep over his house 3 nights in a row. Oh Tuesday Yuki had the bright idea that I should go for a swim. Well, it was cold to say the least, and I wanted nothing to do with the water. So he picked me up and threw me in. I’ve never screamed so much in my life. But other than that it was a pretty awesome time.
Oh yeah, and then on my way home from Porters Lake on Thursday, my car broke down. The front axel FELL OFF. Yeah, so there goes my whole pay and my mom had to pay for some too. Ugh, I hate cars. And the noise that it was apparently making because that thing was loose is still happening, so they fucked up for sure.
I’ve also been kitty sitting. Last night was my first night here and I slept about an hour. A-lil-lil likes to eat my hair, face, fingers and toes while Im trying to sleep, which is no fun. But then when I was ready to get up for work she had finally stopped doing laps around the room and wanted to cuddle. What a cute keekee. I don’t even think she’s a real cat, she’s more of a dog. She lays at your feet while eating supper, meows at the door when people are here, licks everyone everywhere always (unless she’s in a biting mood, then look out). This is why I think it’s funny that the owners of this house before left a sticker on the door that say’s “Don’t let the dog out, thank you”, I think it’s really fitting.
Anyways, I guess Im going to go lay around before Ashley and Kelsey get here for our evening of fun. I think Im going to make a chicken sandwich for supper, yumm.
I love Lilly!